Humans Must Be Trained, Too!

  Posted on January 29, 2013  by Joy of Living  No comments

Bolt, Yorkie-Poo guest blogger, here to dish on some important information humans need to know when interacting with their canine friends:

I recently came across a list called Rules for Humans by Dogs and here is a sampling of some of those rules. Read carefully and take heed!

1.) Please do not come home with the scent of other dogs on yourself.

2.) If you have goodies, you know what to do with them. (And if I have to spell that out for you, then we have issues.)

3.) As for bath time? I don’t want to hear about it.

4.) Let me go back outside even if I just came in. I didn’t have time to sniff everything!

5.) As a dog, it is my inherent right to sleep wherever I want to sleep…even if that means you trip over me. Get used to it. And the bed? It’s really mine. You are just a guest!

6.) Anything edible that lands on the floor is mine! Get out of the way!

7.) The bathroom is really never private. You pee; you have company in there with you. I’m just sayin’…

8.) If I bark when you are on the phone, please don’t tell me to be quiet. There were some leaves rustling up a storm outside and I saw a need to make my presence known.

I am sure I could come up with many, many more rules….but these represent a good start. Thanks to bitsandpieces.us for this fun stuff!