Don’t Believe Everything a Talking Dog Tells You!
Jessie, ready to rock in the weekend with a fun joke to get the party started! Party Marty thinks he is the only funny one around here, but I can tickle your funny bone and keep you in stitches, too! Here is a great joke from dogbreedinfo.com that nearly had me in tears from laughter! Enjoy! This is a great way to start the weekend!
A fellow is driving around Kansas and sees a sign in front of a house advertising a talking dog for sale. He goes up to the door, rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog of note is in the back yard.
The guy goes around to the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
“You talk?” asked the guy.
“Yep,” replied the Lab.
“So, what’s your story?” the guy pressed on.
The Lab says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was fairly young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift and in no time at all they had me going all over the world, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their top spies for several years in a row. However, all that traveling eventually wore me out and I wasn’t getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I got a job at the airport to do some undercover security, watching out for suspicious looking people and listening in. I uncovered some pretty amazing dealings and was awarded all sorts of honor and medals. I then got married; had several puppies and then retired.”
The man is amazed now. He goes back to the front door and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the owner responds.
“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?” asked the man.
Without missing a beat, the owner replies, “Because he is a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff!”