Time to Tickle Your Friday Funny Bone!
Party Marty here, the totally hip and cool cat! It’s Friday, and I am in a good mood. To share in the fun and frivolity of the day, here are a few fun quotes from dogquotations.com to tickle your Friday funny bone!
1.) Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. (This is a particular favorite quote of mine…and my life’s mission!)
2.) Customer: “Has this dog a good pedigree?”
Shop Owner: “Has he? Say, if that dog could talk, he wouldn’t speak to either of us.”
3.) Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?