A Few Cat One-Liners…at Marty’s Expense While He Naps!

  Posted on August 28, 2012  by Joy of Living  No comments

Jessie here! Feeling a bit happy and full of spunk. The sun is out! It’s a great day! And Party Marty is fast asleep. That darned cat. He drives me crazy at times, so while he is lost in slumber, I am going to share a few cat jokes with you. All in good fun, of course! It’s my time to shine!

Did you hear about the cat that drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.

Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

What’s a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? To the retail store!

If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were all copy cats!

Thanks to moggies.co.uk for indulging me in some fun today at Marty’s expense! Love it!