When Posting Dog Proverbs, Beware the Sneaky Cat!

  Posted on November 1, 2013  by Joy of Living  No comments

Jessie, the wonder dog:  Since Party Marty did a little too much partying last night on Halloween, I am here to dispense today’s blog post while he recuperates from one too many treats.  I know that our faithful readers are usually accustomed to reading Marty’s rants against dogs nearly every Friday. However, I have come to save the day.  I found some pretty awesome dog proverbs online at amanada-project.org and found these to be far more edifying than the disrespectful dog jokes Marty sometimes posts.  Read on…

“The greater love is a mother’s; then comes a dog’s;  then a sweetheart’s.” – Polish proverb.

“A good dog deserves a good bone.” – US proverb

“If you are host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.” – Russian proverb

“Beware of a silent dog and still water.” – Latin proverb

“Every dog is allowed one bite.” – US proverb

(And suddenly, out of nowhere, Party Marty unleashes his fervor against the unsuspecting Jessie.  Still in a post-Halloween treat stupor, he feverishly types on the computer, much to Jessie’s dismay  – “And if you stop every time a dog barks, your road will never end.” – Saudi Arabian proverb.)

Jessie then speaks: Hey, Marty!  Let’s go back to the one that indicates every dog is allowed one bite! Get back here!

Make it a great weekend, folks!